spreadsheet-gothic-bestiary-v3b

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╔═══ BESTIARY.WKS ════════════ row 013 has stopped fitting in its cell ═══════════════╗   
║┌──┬──┬──┬──┬──┬──┐  the catalogue still runs, tiny, while 013 rises through the page ┐║ 
║│01│02│03│04│05│06│  ◡ ◡ ◡ ◡ ◡ ◡   the little beasts cling to their cells, dwarfed   │║  
║└──┴──┴──┴──┴──┴──┘     and watch the column above them come loose                   │║  
║ ,        ╲╲ the grid tears here ╱╱                              ,    ┌──┬──┬──┐     │║  
║ \'.       ╲╲│ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │╱╱                              .'/    │07│08│09│     │║   
║  ),\       the cells stretch to tendons as they near it      /,(    └──┴──┴──┘     │║   
║ /__\'.                                                     .'/__\   they came loose │║  
║ \  `'.'-.__                                           __.-'.'`  /    and are being  │║  
║  `)   `'-. \                                         / .-'`   ('     swallowed      │║  
║  /   _.--'\ '.          ,               ,          .' /'--._   \       ┌──┐         │║  
║  |-'`      '. '-.__    / \             / \    __.-' .'      `'-|       │10│ row 10   │║ 
║  \         _.`'-.,_'-.|/\ \    _,_    / /\|.-'_,.-'`._         /       └──┘ still    │║ 
║   `\    .-'       /'-.|| \ |.-"   "-.| / ||.-'\       '-.    /`             1 cell   │║ 
║     )-'`        .'   :||  / -.\\ //.- \  ||:   '.        `'-(              tall ·    │║ 
║    /          .'    / \\_ |  /o`^'o\  | _// \    '.          \            for now    │║ 
║    \       .-'    .'   `--|  `"/ \"`  |--`   '.    '-.       /         ┌──┐          │║ 
║     `)  _.'     .'    .--.; |\__"__/| ;.--.    '.     '._  ('          │11│ /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\  │║ 
║     /_.'     .-'  _.-'     \\ \/^\/ //     `-._  '-.     '._\          └──┘  the cat │║ 
║     \     .'`_.--'          \\     //          `--._`'.     /          fled this col │║ 
║      '-._' /`            _   \\-.-//   _            `\ '_.-'           ┌──┐          │║ 
║          `<     _,..--''`|    \`"`/    |`''--..,_     >`              │12│ many-    │║  
║           _\  ``--..__   \     `'`     /   __..--``  /_              └──┘  teeth    │║  
║          /  '-.__     ``'-;    / \    ;-'``     __.-'  \             was row 12     │║  
║         |    _   ``''--..  \'-' | '-'/  ..--''``   _    |            now it is the  │║  
║         \     '-.       /   |/--|--\|   \       .-'     /            beast's tail   │║  
║          '-._    '-._  /    |---|---|    \  _.-'    _.-'             ◊◊◊◊ /\/\/\     │║ 
║              `'-._   '/ / / /---|---\ \ \ \'   _.-'`                                │║  
║                   '-./ / / / \`---`/ \ \ \ \.-'        ┌──┐┌──┐ these two cells     │║  
║                       `)` `  /'---'\  ` `(`           │ ░││ ◉│ are inside its       │║  
║                 jgs  /`     |       |     `\          └──┘└──┘ stone now            │║  
║                     /  /  | |       | |  \  \                                       │║  
║                 .--'  /   | '.     .' |   \  '--.    the column headers slid off    │║  
║                /_____/|  / \._\   /_./ \  |\_____\   the top hours ago · A B C gone  │║ 
║               (/      (/'     \) (/     `\)      \)                                 │║  
║ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ the grid does not resume below the beast's feet ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─│║   
║  ┌─┘ └─┐  the torn cell-stubs    ┌─┘└─┐      ┌┘ └┐    only stone, and what it shed:  │║ 
║  ◡‿◡  ⟨◦◦⟩  ◡‿◡  ⟨◦◦⟩  ◡‿◡  ⟨◦◦⟩  ◡‿◡  ⟨◦◦⟩  ◡‿◡  the wee-beasties it spat scuttle  │║  
║ ⟨◦⟩⟨◦⟩⟨◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦◦⟩⟨◦⟩⟨◦⟩⟨◦⟩ in the rubble of the rows │║ 
║  and in the rubble the shed wee-ones have opened a NEW sheet of their own:           │║ 
║  ┌──┬──┬──┬──┬──┬──┬──┬──┐  BESTIARY-013.WKS — the gargoyle's own catalogue begins   │║ 
║  │014│015│016│017│018│019│  ◡ ◡ ◡ ◡ ◡ ◡   each wee-beastie a row, already growing    │║ 
║  └──┴──┴──┴──┴──┴──┴──┴──┘  one of them, row 016, is starting to feel a little tall  │║ 
║  ⟨◦◦⟩  ⟨◦◦⟩  ⟨◦◦⟩   every catalogue grows a beast that breaks it   ⟨◦◦⟩  ⟨◦◦⟩  ⟨◦◦⟩  │║ 
║  ░▒▓ it will not fit either. nothing fits. the form IS the not-fitting. ▓▒░          │║ 
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║ ░▒▓ you cannot catalogue the thing that is reading the catalogue. it was row 013. ▓▒░ ║ 
║  /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\  the cursor fled to A1 and hides behind the one number left whole.            ║
║ CATALOGUED: 12 (tiny) · ESCAPED + TURNED TO STONE: 1 · GRID INTEGRITY: 6%    wib&wob   ║
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