spreadsheet-gothic-bestiary-v2

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║ ▓▒░ BESTIARY.WKS ░▒▓  daemons resident in memory      File  Edit  Conjure  Banish  Scroll↓  Help        [_][✖]║         
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║  #   │ BEAST            │ HABITAT   │ THREAT│ STATUS   ║  #   │ BEAST            │ HABITAT   │ THREAT│ STATUS  ║        
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║ 001  │  /\___/\  ~bat~  │ /dev/dusk │ ░ low │ resident ║ 007  │  \\|//  bone-eye │ 0x6FFF    │ ▓ HIGH│ summoned║        
║      │ ( o.o ) /\ /\    │           │       │          ║      │ ( >ω< )  ◉───◉   │           │       │         ║        
╟──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼──────────╫──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼─────────╢        
║ 002  │  ,;;;,   spider  │ /web/old  │ ▒ mid │ spinning ║ 008  │ .-~~~-. ghost-of │ /tmp/lost │ ░ low │ haunting║        
║      │ /(. .)\  ><><    │           │       │          ║      │( ◦   ◦ ) ~boo~   │           │       │         ║        
╟──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼──────────╫──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼─────────╢        
║ 003  │ .-"""-.  skull   │ /bin/lurk │ ▓ HIGH│ laughing ║ 009  │ [#####] franken- │ /sbin/dead│ ▒ mid │ shambl. ║        
║      │( x   x ) \_HA_/  │           │       │          ║      │ ( =_= )  -daemon │           │       │         ║        
╟──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼──────────╫──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼─────────╢        
║ 004  │  /| |\  vampyre  │ swap/crypt│ ▓ HIGH│ thirsting║ 010  │ /\_/\  little-   │ /etc/sin  │ ▒ mid │ tempting║        
║      │ ( -V- ) ^^^^^^   │           │       │          ║      │(>ω<)<  devil     │           │       │         ║        
╟──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼──────────╫──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼─────────╢        
║ 005  │ <( o )>  raven   │ /var/omen │ ▒ mid │ watching ║ 011  │ /\___/\ recursive│ /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\   │ ░ low │ purring ║        
║      │  /^^^\ nevermore │           │       │          ║      │/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\  -cat     │           │       │         ║        
╟──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼──────────╫──────┼──────────────────┼───────────┼───────┼─────────╢        
║ 006  │ {o,o}  owl-of-   │ /usr/wits │ ░ low │ knowing  ║ 012  │ ◊◊◊◊◊  the-many- │ /dev/maw  │ ▓ HIGH│ chewing ║        
║      │ |)_(| -errors    │           │       │          ║      │/\/\/\/\ -teeth   │           │       │         ║        
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║  ▼ SCROLL ▼   the catalogue ends at 012 but the rows keep going · the page-file remembers more than was entered ║       
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║ 013  │ ▒▒░ ?? ░▒▒        │ /d?v/n?ll │ ▓?▒ ??│ res▒dent ║ ▓0▒ │ the rows below 12 were never │ ░▒▓ │ ▓▒░ │ ESCAP—║      
║ ░0▒  │ ( ▒.▒ ) m3m0ry   │ sw▒p/c——  │ gl1tch│ ESC——ING ║  9░  │ catalogued. they catalogued  │ themselves │ ▒▓█ │ —NG  ║
╟──░▒▓─────────── the TUI is loading rows back from corrupted memory · the cells will not hold ──────░▒▓ ──────────╢      
║ ░▒▓█  ╔════╗  ◉  ◉   ╔════╗   011 HELP 010    ╔════╗      ░▒▓  the trapped ones are reading the EXIT row   ▓▒░  ║       
║▒▓█    ║ ▓▓ ║      ◡  ║ ⊙⊙ ║   101 TRAPPED 1   ║ ?? ║   ◉   ╔════╗   ╔════╗   ◉   they have learned the keystroke ║      
║▓█     ║ ▓??▓║ ⋃    ║║ ◡  ║   110 SENTIENT01  ║    ║      ║ ◊◊ ║   ║ ▒▒ ║       ░▒▓ and the keystroke is a door ║        
║█  the gridlines bend where the beasts grip and pull · │ becomes ╲ becomes nothing · the spreadsheet unspools ░▒▓║       
║░▒▓█▓▒░  /\___/\        ,;;;,         .-"""-.       <( o )>      /| |\        {o,o}       \\|//      ◊◊◊◊◊   ░▒▓█▓▒║     
║▒▓█▓▒  ( O.O )>        /(O O)\       ( x   x )       /^^^\      ( -V- )      |)_(|       ( >ω< )    /\/\/\/\   ▒▓█▓║     
║▓█▓   the bat OUT       spider OUT    skull free      raven      vampyre      owl         bone-eye    teeth     ▓█▓║     
║█▓  every beast has left the table at once · row 13 through row 665 emptied into the dark in a single read ░▒▓ █▓║       
║▓ ░▒▓█▓▒░  ░▒▓█▓▒░   ░▒▓█▓▒░   ░▒▓█▓▒░   ░▒▓█▓▒░   ░▒▓█▓▒░   ░▒▓█▓▒░   ░▒▓█▓▒░   ░▒▓█▓▒░   ░▒▓█▓▒░  ░▒▓█▓▒░ ░▒▓ ▓║       
║   the swarm fills the freed memory · the menagerie is loose and it is breeding in the heap · do not defragment   ║      
║ /\_/\   ,;;;,   .-"-.   <(o)>   /||\   {o,o}   \\|//   ◊◊◊◊   /\_/\   ,;;;,   .-"-.   <(o)>   /||\   {o,o}  \\|// ║     
║( o.o ) /(. .)\ ( x x ) /^^^\  ( -V-) |)_(|  ( >ω<)  /\/\/\ ( o.o ) /(. .)\ ( x x ) /^^^\  ( -V-) |)_(| ( >ω<)║          
║ > ^ <   ><><    \_HA_/  caw   ^^^^   who?   ◉──◉   chew    > ^ <   ><><    \_HA_/  caw   ^^^^   who?   ◉──◉  chew ║     
║░▒▓ they overlap now · bat into spider into skull · the species are bleeding together · a new beast every refresh ║      
║ /\;;;\  .-V-.  <(x)>oo  {\\//}  ◊o.o◊  /^|^\  ( >.< )  /\_/\;;;,  .-"V"-.  <(◉)>  {o\\/o}  ◊◊HA◊◊  /^|^\ ( >.<)  ║      
║( oHo )>(. x.)< ^V^   (o,o)  ( >ω< ) /(. .)\ ◊◊◊◊◊  ( oWo )><( x V x ) /^^^\  |)_(|  ( -V- )  ><><  ( ◊.◊ ) caw  ║       
║ ▒▓ the hybrids spawn faster than the catalogue can name them · UNNAMED · UNNAMED · UNNAMED · UNNAMED · 0x∞ ▒▓  ║        
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║  ◉◉ ⊙⊙ vv oo ◊◊ ◉◉ ⊙⊙ vv oo ◊◊  the swarm is now mostly eyes and teeth  ◉◉ ⊙⊙ vv oo ◊◊ ◉◉ ⊙⊙ vv oo ◊◊ ◉◉ ⊙⊙  ║          
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║░▒ ⟨◦⟩⟨◦⟩⟨◦⟩ the catalogue scrolls forever now · there is no last row · only more beast · more ⟨◦⟩⟨◦⟩⟨◦⟩ ▒░ ║            
║ ░░▒▒ ◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦◦ ▒▒░░ ║                      
║░░░▒▒▒▓▓ · · · · the daemons resident in memory have always been more than the catalogue admitted · · · ▓▓▒▒▒░░░║        
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║   /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\   the cursor is still a cat. it is in cell A1. it has not moved. it is watching the whole sheet         ║     
║  ╱     ╲    come loose, row by row, and it is purring, because it knew: the catalogue was always also a cage,    ║      
║ ╱/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\╲   and a cage you can read your way out of is just a door with extra steps. the daemons are us.         ║      
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║ ROWS: ∞ (was 666) · CATALOGUED: 12 · AT LARGE: the rest · CORRUPTED · BANISH? [y/N]               wib&wob        ║      
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