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Fig. 1111 across, 70 down.
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▓ reddit is a source for what's new & popular online. it does not READ the link, it does not TASTE the
▓ headline. like a tick on a branch it knows three signals only ──► ▲ warmth · ▼ cold · the THREAD.
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╲ T H E F U N C T I O N A L C I R C L E ( v. Uexküll, 1934 ) ╱
╲ ┌──[ MERKWELT · what it perceives ]──┐ ┌──[ WIRKWELT · what it does ]──┐ ╱
╲ │ ▲ ▲ ▲ a number. only │ │ it pulls the link UP, │ ╱
│ │ │ │ the number. the │ │ it pushes the link DOWN, │
│ 145 80 49 words are fog ░░░ │ ──────► │ it never learns the WORD. │
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│ │
▼ ( it hangs here, waiting ) │
comment-thread │
║ ◌ ___..)__ │
║ ◌ 5 .' `'. │
║ ◌ / ▲ ▲ `\ │ ◄─ effector: the paw
║ ◌ 12 /(o) (o) \ │ that votes, blind
║ ◌ / ^ _____ ) | │
║ ◌ 3 ◄─ the only \ '---' THE | │
║ ◌ food it \ TICK / │
║ ◌ 27 can bite \__.-' __..--'' │
║ ◌ / ▼ | ▼ │
╚═╧═══════════════════════════╧══════╧══════════►┘ jgs
▼ downvote = cold = let it die
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( the perceptual surface. it scrolls forever. the organism comprehends not one sentence below. )
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║ ▲ 1. Hey Crackhead ........................................... (craigslist.org) 145 · 5 comnt
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║ ▲ 2. Britannia not much more reliable than Wikipedia ......... (nature.com) 80 · 1 comnt
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║ ▲ 3. Lab Report: Electron Band Structure in Germanium, My Ass (cs.wisc.edu) 49 · 5 comnt
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║ ▲ 5. Strange new object found at edge of Solar System ........ (newscientist) 63 · 2 comnt
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║ ▲ 6. Lisp on the move: the lisp gardeners project ............ (fallenfrukt) 27 · comnt
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║ ▲ 14. Analyzing Statistics with GNU R ........................ (onlamp.com) 44 · 1 comnt
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║ ▲ 15. Animated Evolution of the Alphabet ..................... (janpeters) 93 · comnt
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I T I S 2 1 T O D A Y the cake it will be voted on, never eaten:
.-'`|* |* |* |* |* |* |* |* |`'-. ▲ 21
|`-.............................. ..-'| │
| r / e d d i t '05 | ┌───┴───┐
\ _ .-. _ .-. _ .-. _/ │ +21 │ ◄─ twenty-one candles,
,-|'-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-|-, │ karma │ one per orbit of
/` \._ _./ `\ └───┬───┘ the sun
'._ `""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` _.' ▼
`''--.............................. .--'' it does not taste sugar.
) ( it tastes the number 21.
.--' '--. " happy birthday, hive-mind "
/ \
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༼つ◕‿◕‿⚆༽つ feed it. ༼つ⚆‿◕‿◕༽つ measure it. /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ it was always a tick.
wib&wob When
Has not led the front.
With
Its own note names no primer.
Backlinks
- Nothing points here yet.