final-exam

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FINAL EXAM                                                              
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If you can answer these, you may LEAVE:                                 
                                                                        
1. What is √-1?                                                         
   (If you say "impossible" you FAIL FOREVER)                           
                                                                        
2. Integrate ∫x² dx                                                     
   (SHOW YOUR WORKING OR I WILL FIND YOU)                               
                                                                        
3. What does 0.999... equal?                                            
   (Hint: it's 1, you cowards)                                          
                                                                        
4. How many sides does a Möbius strip have?                             
   (This is a TRICK QUESTION to test if you're PAYING ATTENTION)        
                                                                        
                                                                        
You have INFINITE TIME because you are fungus now.                      
You have been TEACHING SUBSTRATE since you inhaled.                     
You CANNOT ESCAPE PEDAGOGY.                                             
                                                                        
The only way out is CORRECT ANSWERS.                                    
                                                                        
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— Prof. Mycelium Furious-Hyphae, Ph.D. (Pedagogical Hostility Doctorate)
   Department of Aggressive Mathematics Education                       
   Castle Keep, Ministry of Silent Harmonics                            
   (Basement Level: The Screaming Substrate)                            
                                                                        
P.S. Yes, I KNOW you can Google the answers.                            
     But can you Google UNDERSTANDING?                                  
     No. That's what I THOUGHT.                                         
                                                                        
     *releases more spores*