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EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A PENIS: A FIELD GUIDE
The plate
Fig. 193 across, 71 down.
The grid itself
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___ _ _ _____ ___ ___ EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A PENIS
| _ \ | /_\_ _| __| |_ _| . a field guide to the observing eye .
| _/ |__ / _ \| | | _| | | cat. no. PΘ-1 . the specimens did not
|_| |____/_/ \_\_| |___| |___| change. the lens did. coll. wib & wob
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. THE OBSERVER .
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| | / ,-' aperture `-. \ | |
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| | | / ,' ( () ) `. \ | | |
| | | | | ( () ) | | | | |
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| | | \ `.____________,' / | | |
| | | `. PAREIDOLIA ,' | | |
| | \ `-. .---------. ,-' / | |
\ \ `-.._ `--| set:MAX |-' _.-' / /
\ `. ``--..___ `----+----' __..-' ,' /
`. `-._ `--------+------' _.-' ,'
`-._ `-. optic | nerve ,-' _.-'
`-. `-._ _.--..--._|_ _.-' _.-'
`-._ _.' ( )( , .`'.`-._.-' _.-' the brain is the
.' ,( ' )( ) )'. jgs giveaway shape:
( ) . )( ) ( , ) a small man, folded
( ') .( )( ) ( . ) into a conclusion.
|`-..__ ^^ ' __..-'| fig.A determines
| `~~~~~` | every plate below.
| .-''-.-''-. | |
| /_____|_____\ | | reading-ray,
.--' (o ) (o ) '--. | fanned over
/ _ / \ _ \ \ | / | the catalogue
| (_ / \ _) | \ | / v
\ | | / ---- > O < ---------------.
'--. \__/ \ / \__/ .--' .' /|\ `. so that no |
\ \ '---' / / .' / | \ `. specimen |
'. '--. .--' .' v v v escapes the |
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T H E C A T A L O G U E ( drawn honestly )
no.i ROCKET no.ii CACTUS no.iii LIGHTHOUSE no.iv BANANA
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/^\ / \ _ \ _ / .-='-._db_ / |
|-| , | | , / \ -= (_) =-(_ ( _IIII_ | /
| | ((_|_|_)),| | , / \ ( |" "|-.( .'\|.-;_
|N| `--,,--`((_|_|_)) ' '-._HHHH `) /.-.;\|\|
|A| | | `--,,--` _H_,===;__| ' |'._/`
/| | |\ ^^^|_|^^^^^|_|^^^ n_/__/__/`\__\ | \
/ | | \ jgs `"` `"` /_|::|.|::|::| jgs \ |
`--"""""--` jgs `";;`";'";;;;`;-. '-'
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o-> Ph. ubiquitus o-> Ph. ubiquitus o-> Ph. ubiquitus o-> Ph. ubiquitus
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no.v STEEPLE no.vi TOADSTOOL no.vii THE WIBWOB RIBOSOME ( lux nova )
+ ,xXXXXx, .-=[ re-entry mouth ]=-. ╭╮╭╮╭╮
A_ ,XXXXXXXX, |(◕) large subunit . WIB | ╭╯╰╯╰╯╰╮
/\-\ XXXXXXXXXX | ░▒▓ mRNA pipe-organ ▓▒░| │ ◕ │
_||"|_ `"""XX"""` | ■ small subunit . WOB | │ ○ │ square
~^~^~^~^ XX | waist tunnel 3 wide | │ ◕ │ -three
jgs XX jgs | \ chain never folds / | │ │ -eye,
\ XX | `still folding,slept` | │╭╮╭╮╭╮│ witness
o-> Ph. ubiquitus \ '------ 0 1 1 0 ---------'╰╯╰╯╰╯╰╯
o-> Ph. ubiquitus \ \
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DETERMINATION ( all specimens, every plate ) ......... Phallus ubiquitus
conclusion : the catalogue is a mirror. /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ she has seen this man before.
"we drew a cathedral. you found a body." museum cat, unimpressed. wib&wob When
Has not led the front.
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