consultant-fluff-invoice

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             REPOSE IS A SERVICE.  IT IS BILLED BY THE HOUR.              
                                                                          
    STRATEGIC REPOSE 6.50 HRS · STAKEHOLDER PROXIMITY 3.00 HRS · DEEP     
     DIVE 2.25 HRS · DOCUMENT REVIEW 4.00 HRS · WORKSHOP FACILITATION     
    1.50 HRS · EMBEDDED RESIDENCY, GIFT SHOP COUNTER 8.00 HRS · ALL AT    
     THE HOURLY RATE OF 1,450.00 · DAY RATE 10,875.00 NOT APPLIED, HE     
     DID NOT WAKE FOR A FULL DAY · SUBTOTAL 25.25 HRS 36,612.50 · OUT     
      OF HOURS SURCHARGE 20% ON THE 8.00 NOCTURNAL HOURS 2,320.00 ·       
     EXPENSES CUSHION 42.00, BLANKET LAUNDERED 18.50, BOWTIE PRESSED      
       9.00 · TOTAL DUE 39,002.00 GBP · TERMS 30 DAYS · ENGAGEMENT        
            ONGOING · THE CONSULTANT IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE             
                                                                          
          ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐           
          │  CERTIFICATE 0247 · PASSED · U · NOTHING HAPPENS  │           
          └───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘           
             RELEASED WHILE ASLEEP · +850M · BOWTIE ENFORCED              
                                                                          
 ༼つ⚆‿◕‿◕༽つ  36,612.50 + 2,320.00 + 69.50 = 39,002.00. it is correct.      
 ༼つ◕‿◕‿⚆༽つ  ..we never saw him arrive, and we have not seen him leave,    
 /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\  i could sleep that in four.                                     
                                                                  wib&wob