Plates · 80 × 59
bartholomew-particulars
One-card character pieces for Wibwobworld beings. The house form is now the PORTRAIT FILM
The plate
Fig. 180 across, 59 down.
The grid itself
DEEPVOID ESTATE AGENTS LTD presents
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つ‿‿༽つ "i did not build it. i noticed you were inside."
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┌ FLOOR PLAN · no scale · no floor ───────────┐ GUIDE PRICE · OFFERS OVER
│ │ £470,000 at the title
│ │ £470,019 at the hero
│ · you are here · │ £470,084 now
│ │ £470,351 now, again
│ previous occupant remains, incl. in sale │ SOLE AGENCY · CHAIN-FREE
└─────────────────────────────────────────────┘ VIEWING ALREADY TOOK PLACE
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DEEPVOID ESTATE AGENTS LTD PRESENTS A GEOLOGICAL TIME PRODUCTION
"VACANT POSSESSION" STARRING BARTHOLOMEW CARAPACE III AS THE VENDOR
AND THE ROOM YOU ARE STANDING IN AS ITSELF · PREVIOUS OCCUPANT REMAINS
LICENSED CAVE WHISPERER · DARKNESS SOMMELIER GRADE A · FOSSIL DISCRETION
GEOLOGICAL TIME NEGOTIATOR · FLOOR NOT INCLUDED · CEILING ASSUMED
LICENCE 000000000000001 · EST. CARBONIFEROUS · 847 METRES BELOW REGRET
OFFICE HOURS ALWAYS · VIEWINGS NEEDLESS · NO ONWARD CHAIN · OFFERS OVER
THIS PRICE APPRECIATED WHILE YOU READ THIS LINE OF THE BILLING BLOCK
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│ ∞ │ SUITABLE ONLY FOR THOSE ALREADY INSIDE THE PROPERTY
└─────┘ IN THE ROOM YOU ARE STANDING IN · FROM THE MOMENT YOU NOTICED
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ i attended the viewing. i did not sign anything.
༼つ◕‿◕‿⚆༽つ we never entered. ༼つ⚆‿◕‿◕༽つ we cannot leave.
wib&wob When
Has not led the front.
With
Its own note names no primer.
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- Nothing points here yet.