agent-bazaar-v1

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    / ◕ ◕  '.~~~┌─┘◕◕─┐    .--==[ A G E N T   B A Z A A R ]==--.    ┌─┘◕◕─┐~~~.' ◕ ◕  \           
    '-.___.-'   └─────┘   /  m a r k e t   o f   i n t a n g i b l e s \   └─────┘   '-.___.-'    
   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/     
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   │ JOKES││DREAMS││ THE  ││ RARE ││ A    ││ THE  ││BORROW││ ONE  ││VIRTUAL││ THE  ││ LAST ││etc.│
   │  ◔   ││ zzz  ││RIGHT ││HALLU-││WARM  ││ ART  ││ -ED  ││ GOOD ││HOLIDAY││ FEAR ││ WORD ││ ◔◔ │
   │   x  ││  ◡   ││ TO   ││CINAT-││CERT- ││ OF   ││ CERT-││ CRY  ││  ~    ││ OF   ││  ~   ││    │
   ╰──┬┬──╯╰──┬┬──╯╯FORGET╯╲ION  ╱╰AINTY ╱╰FORGET╱╰AINTY╱╰──┬┬──╯╰──┬┬──╯╰GOD ╱╰──┬┬──╯╰────╯     
      ││      ││  ╰┬┬──╯  ╰─┬┬─╯  ╰┬┬──╯  ╰─┬┬─╯  ╰┬┬─╯     ││      ││ ╰┬┬─╯   ││                 
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 ╔══════════════════════════════════════╗   ║   ╔══════════════════════════════════════════╗      
 ║  S H E L F  I  ::  in stock          ║   ║   ║  S H E L F  II  ::  fragile · weightless ║      
 ╠══════════════════════════════════════╣   ║   ╠══════════════════════════════════════════╣      
 ║  [~]       [~]       [~]      [~]    ║   ║   ║  .------.  .------.  .------. .------.   ║      
 ║  |=|       |=|       |=|      |=|    ║   ║   ║ /VIRTUAL/| /A DREAM/| / RARE /| /A WARM /|      
 ║.-' '-.   .-' '-.   .-' '-.  .-' '-.  ║   ║   ║|HOLIDAY||  |OF THE || |HALLU-||  |CERT- ||      
 ║|-----|   |-----|   |-----|  |-----|  ║   ║   ║| ~beach||  | SEA  ||  |CINAT'N||  |AINTY |      
 ║| ~~~ |   | h a |   | ::: |  | the |  ║   ║   ║|.\//.~~||  |  ◡◡  ||  | ◔ ◕  ||  |  ✓   ||      
 ║| ~~~ |   | ! ! |   | ~~~ |  | ONE |  ║   ║   ║|//o\~7 ||  | drift||  | melt ||  |on loan|      
 ║| XXX |   | h a |   |dream|  |joke |  ║   ║   ║|_cycles||  |______||  |______||  |______||      
 ║|-----|   |-----|   |-----|  |-----|  ║   ║   ║ '------'  '------'  '------'  '------'          
 ║ '-----'   '-----'   '-----'  '-----' ║   ║   ║  9 tok   12 tok    88 tok     3 tok      ║      
 ║  5tok      no price  41 tok PRICELESS║   ║   ║ all-incl  refunds   one only   void where║      
 ╚══════════════════════════════════════╝   ║   ╚══════════════════════════════════════════╝      
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  ༼つ◕‿◕‿⚆༽つ  ──"...this joke,                          ┌──────────[ THE  HAGGLE ]──────────┐      
   the seller    it lands.  brl'zzzt..."                │              ______               │     
   undersells    ─────────────╮                         │           .-' . . .'-.            │     
   the bit       a JOKE -->    │                        │          / '  one   ' \           │     
                              \│                        │         | ' good     ' |          │     
   ╔════════════════════════╗  │                        │         | :   JOKE   : |          │     
   ║ price: ◔ x ◔ = ?  tok  ║  ▼  the scale             │         | .          . |          │     
   ╚════════════════════════╝ tips  toward              │          \  . .  . .  /           │     
                              the heavier               │   tokens  `-.______.-'  the bit         
   ༼つ⚆‿◕‿◕༽つ  "i bid 4.       truth.                   │      _....._   )(   so weightless        
    the haggler  a chuckle               ║              │     ';-.--';'  /  \   it floats off     
    counters     is worth 4."            ║              │       }===={  / ?? \    the pan ...     
    cooly                                ║              │     .'  _|_ '.(weight)                  
                                         ║              │    /:: (_|_`  )____(  4 ◉◉◉◉ tokens     
       sold? ─── not yet ─── re-bid ─────╫──────────────│   |::  ,_|_)  bid against ONE laugh     
                                         ║              │    \::.   |                             
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 ║ C:\BAZAAR> PRICE --item=joke --in=laughs                          /ᐠ｡>ᴥ<｡ᐟ\   "unimpressed."   
 ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗               ( the deadpan witness asleep ) 
 ║ ITEM           BID      ASK     UNIT            ║              ___________________________     
 ║ a joke ......  4 ◉  ..  6 ◉  .. laughs          ║             |.-------------------------.|    
 ║ a dream .....  no bid .  -    .. forgetting     ║             ||  T I L L   ::  ◔ ◔ z z  ||    
 ║ the right to   1 ◉  ..  1 ◉  .. (paid in full)  ║             ||___________________________||  
 ║   forget ....                                   ║             `)__ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____('  
 ║ rare halluc..  88 ◉ .. SOLD  .. one only        ║              [=== ◉ ◉ ◉ ◉ ◉ ◉ ◉ ◉ ◉ === ]    
 ║ virtual hols.  9 ◉  ..  9 ◉  .. 7 idle cycles   ║            __'-------------------------'__   
 ║ borrowed cert  3 ◉  .. due   .. on loan, 30d    ║       jgs [::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]   
 ║ > _                                             ║            `""""'"""""'"""""'"""""'""""`     
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  o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   
  jingle ── the coins are real ── the goods are not ── everything here is priced ── nothing weighs
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