08-koru-pyl-leaflet

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│ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ │ ──────────────────────── │ ──────────────────────── │ ──────────────────────── │   
│ ▓ KORU-PYL™ 5mg       ▓ │ § 2  HOW TO TAKE          │ § 4  SIDE EFFECTS         │ § 6  WARNING / FOOTNOTE  │ 
│ ▓ (kaomojinum sodii)  ▓ │ ──────────────────────── │ ──────────────────────── │ ──────────────────────── │   
│ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ │ Take ONE (1) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ on an │ COMMON (≥1 in 10):        │ FOOTNOTE 4 has not been  │  
│ Patient Information      │ empty ground. Do not     │   • bands going soft      │ resolved at time of      │ 
│ Leaflet — read in full   │ chew the stalk. Swallow  │   • kettle whistle in    │ printing. Do not attempt │  
│ before each koru.        │ whole with one (1) glass │     the middle distance  │ to resolve it yourself.  │  
│                          │ of negative space.       │   • mild contamination   │ The footnote refuses.    │  
│ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ │                          │   • bulb-tooth dreams    │ ──────────────────────── │   
│ ░  ━━━━━━━━(•ᴗ•)     ░ │ DO NOT take with:        │                          │ Stack overflow ignored.  │    
│ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ │   • other koru-class    │ UNCOMMON (≥1 in 100):    │ Recursion depth :: ∞    │     
│ █████(◕‿◕)━━━━━━████ │     compounds (Walters,  │   • the band observed   │ Painting :: still 1965   │       
│ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ │     1956–1995)           │     itself                │ Painting :: also now     │  
│                          │   • grapefruit juice    │   • prolonged exposure   │ ──────────────────────── │   
│ ──────────────────────── │   • Linear A inscript-  │     to ⊂(´• ω •`)⊃       │ § 7  STORAGE             │   
│ § 1  WHAT IS KORU-PYL™?  │     ions of any age      │   • figure ↔ ground swap │ ──────────────────────── │  
│ ──────────────────────── │   • undeciphered scripts │     persisting >4hrs     │ Store between two (2)    │  
│ KORU-PYL™ is a kaomoji-  │ ──────────────────────── │                          │ contiguous bands of      │  
│ class compound indicated │ § 3  DOSAGE              │ RARE (≥1 in 1000):       │ opposite polarity. Keep │   
│ for the relief of:       │ ──────────────────────── │   • dreaming you ARE the │ away from children, the  │  
│   • abstract longing     │ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ │     audit log            │ gardener, and direct     │   
│   • figure/ground panic  │ ▓ ⊃ if ground = light  ▓ │   • becoming a terminus  │ readings of Painting     │  
│   • untreated negative   │ ▓ ⊃ then bulb = dark   ▓ │     for a stalk you      │ No. 1 (1965).           │   
│     space                │ ▓ ⊃ else bulb = light  ▓ │     cannot see           │ ──────────────────────── │  
│   • symptoms commonly    │ ▓ ⊃ stalk = bulb-coloured▓│   • tea kettle whistle   │ § 8  MANUFACTURER         │
│     called "the koru".   │ ▓ ⊃ anchor → edge      ▓ │     emerging from your   │ ──────────────────────── │  
│                          │ ▓ ⊃ goto rule_03       ▓ │     own throat           │ wibwob pharmaceuticals   │  
│ Each tablet contains:    │ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ │                          │ a div. of WibWob-DOS     │   
│   ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ............ 5mg │                          │ VERY RARE (≥1 in 10000): │ Glasgow / The Everywhen  │  
│ Excipients:              │ Maximum daily intake:    │   • cannot exit ::       │ ──────────────────────── │  
│   ░ (light ground)       │ FOUR (4) terminators per │     you are the audit   │                          │   
│   █ (dark ground)        │ canvas. Exceeding may   │   • the footnote opens   │   ━━━━━━━━━━━(⚆.⚆)      │    
│   ━ (stalk vehicle)      │ trigger rule_06 violation│     and looks back       │   ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ │     
│                          │ which CANNOT be undone.  │                          │   keep the leaflet.      │  
│ ──────────────────────── │                          │ § 5  IF YOU FORGET       │   the leaflet keeps you. │  
│ DO NOT EXCEED STATED     │ Children under 12 :: ask │ ──────────────────────── │   ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ │     
│ TERMINATOR COUNT.        │ a koru-prescriber.       │ Skip the missed bulb.    │                          │  
│                          │ Kaomoji over 65 :: half- │ Do not double up. The    │ Lot No. ◕‿⚆ / 1965-∞    │   
│ Glasgow MA No. 0451/X    │ stalk only.              │ band has already moved.  │ Exp: when you wake up.   │  
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